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Jul
On his way to Betty Ford’s funeral, former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, 79, appeared to thoroughly enjoy the pat down by TSA agents at Chicago O’Hare Airport.
“I usually have to pay extra for this, boys” he said, chuckling. “How much for a happy ending?”
A few moments later, Rumsfeld complained he’d been cheated because he was allowed to pass without a cavity search, to which an officer replied, “We wouldn’t know where to begin.”
Ok, this entire story is a lie. We do that sometimes.
Screengrab from Mother Jones who got it from Daily Mail, who got it from Flash/TMZ.
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I hope he enjoyed his molestation.
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“Anyone can be a terrorist” !
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Flying alone for the first time next week…Don’t wanna be felt up by some airport stranger. *bites teeth nervously*
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motherjones:Anyone can be a terrorist. Even two-time Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. That’s Rummy getting a nice...
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